Chesire-Cat

My grin is mischievous and comparing to most, my wit is distinct. Alice seems nice, but sometimes not logical. When she asked "Would you tell me please, where I ought to go from here?" I had to tell her that if she does not know where she wants to go then anywhere will take her somewhere as long as you walk long enough. 

I am mad because we are all mad in Wonderland. A dog is not mad because dogs growl when they're angry, and wag their tails when they're pleased. I on the other hand growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. "Therefore I'm mad." I am similar to other cats in the fact that vanishing acts are my niche, but I will not stop because I feel it gives me character.